10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Woo If You Are a Broke Guy

10 Categories Of Nigerian Ladies You
Should Not Woo If You Are A Broke Guy

You may call this female bashing thread, but
the truth of the matter is that, if you ain’t
deficient in thinking, you will know that many
of these things are nothing but the bitter
truth

Without deceiving ourselves, there are
certain categories of ladies that will turn you
down in a wink no matter your level of
confident, your talents, your certificate, dress
sense and all that. Even the chances of a
broke PhD holder dating them is liken to
Bode George’s refusal to refund the billions
of naira he embezzled
Without wasting time, let’s get to business

10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not
Woo If You Are a Broke Guy
1. Ladies Who Are Obsessed With Suya
Pls don’t get this twisted. There’s nothing
actually wrong being suya lover, but the truth
of the matter is that, you will see some ladies
hanging at every suya joint. These categories
of ladies will suya-zone you when you woo
them. it’s better you run for your life

2. Ladies Who Keep Sugar Daddies
They roll with yahoo boys, 419s, sugar
daddies and politicians. Wetin u wan use
impress these kind ladies ? Money is being
splashed on them that they see every other
dude as people who are not of God’s
creation. When I come in contact with these
kinds of ladies, I bet Usain Bolt will not catch
up with me

3. Ladies Who Are Obsessed With Marriage
These categories of ladies are not spiritually
inclined but they can foretell the future
accurately than T. B Joshua. By mere looking,
they can tell if your future will be bright or
not. There’s no point asking these ladies for a
relationship if you are still that broke dude
living from hand to mouth

4. Ladies Who Are Voracious In Nature
It’s very shameful that when you invite some
ladies on a date, they will come with their
friends, if possible they can even bring their
maid along. However, these ladies lack
composure that waiters will be shaking their
heads in disappointment. They will order for
shawama, friend rice and chicken, juice, ice
cream, cake and will eat as if there’s famine
in the land. You should run faster than Usain
Bolt when you notice these habit in ladies
because they will screw you up and drop you
when your cash no longer flows


5. Ladies Who Are Fashion Freaks
Having high taste in fashion and wearing
good clothing is not a bad idea, but some are
so obsessed with artificial parameters, that is,
looking natural is a taboo to them. Even if
they wake up by 7am, before taking their
bath, they will apply make-up before
stepping out of their compound. Funny
enough, despite the application of facial
parameters they wear on their skin, many of
them will end up looking like Papa Ajasco.
Oooboi na to run from these categories of
babes oooo

6. Ladies Who Show No Appreciation For
Gesture
During last week’s lecture (psychology) which
main thrust centred on “A GESTURE OF
APPRECIATION ; a controversial issue arose,
and I was so astonished that the higher
percentage of ladies in my class said that
they will never call a guy who sends them
N100 recharge card, but will manage to call or
flash a dude who sends N500+ recharge card.
This almost resulted in chaos and I couldn’t
but shook my head for those ladies. There’s
no point dating ladies with this mentality

7. Ladies That Change Their Dps 50 Times A
Day . [/b]
Either you agree with me or not, apart from
the fact that some ladies are photo freak,
some are immature that they change their
display pictures up to 30times daily.
However, they do that to show their taste in
fashion, level of exposure and their level of
sophistication. These categories of ladies are
scum in my personal opinion

8. Lazy Girls
When a lady is very lazy, she sees every man
who comes her way as a messiah that she will
mount her financial need on. They are so lazy
that they don’t venture into skill acquisition
exercise. They know nothing about bead
making, hair dressing, baking, manicure and
pedicure. These categories of ladies have the
mentality of “a real man should always
provide the need of his girlfriend”.

9. Party Freak
It’s a good thing to rejoice with people who
are celebrating, but note that not every lady
attend other people’s party with the
intention of celebrating with them. However,
some are so freaked that they will be the first
to buy aso igbeyawo (wedding clothes) of
people they barely know. They will dress
gorgeous even more than the bride. You will
see them disturbing photographers as if their
lives depend on them. They will later take to
their BBM, whatsapp, facebook and will flaunt
their styles. These ladies will bash broke
hustling dudes even if they hold Diploma or
Bachelor’s degree


10. Feel free to add the last one